Personal interviews with Eiocha tells all!

The information we've all been waiting for: right here!

TCMD: How do you feel about the birth of your new baby boy?

Eiocha: I'm compleatly overjoyed... it's just been so lonely around here until now!

TCMD: That's great! But speaking of which, any clues on who the father is?

Eiocha: I've said it before and I'll say it again: it was a simple reaction between berries and stomach acids. Which, of course, I am very [thankful] for!

TCMD: Well, thanks so much for talking with us! See you again soon?

Eiocha: Wait, thats all you're gonna ask me?

TCMD: Well, as always write to us if you have anything else to say!

Eiocha: Dude, I ran three hours to get here!

TCMD: Thank you for your time!

Cernunnous is Born!

What a cute baby!

So it's true what they've been saying! Our beloved sea-foam horse goddess, Eiocha, has given birth to her first baby, a little boy-god! Many things about him remain a mystery, such as his exact DOB and who the lucky daddy is, but Oh-well! We've got a future ruler of all creation in town!

OMG! EIOCHA IS PREGNANT?!

New photos and evidence recommend that eveyone's favorite Goddess, Eiocha, could have a baby on the way! But whos the lucky daddy? With no other life forms on Earth (as far as we know!) it's hard to tell. I guess we'll just have to wait it out and see if that possible baby-bumb gets any bigger!